1
Thank you so much for dropping yet another turd onto my day.
2
You know how you keep turning a turd into a diamond thing.
3
I want to know how she finds the flower in the turd.
4
I already told you I don't give a goat's turd about locks.
5
No one threw a stone or a horse turd this afternoon, though.
6
Like a turd floating in Orbit's steaming vat of delicious tomato soup.'
7
A giant turd coils on the floor, packed with semi-digested toy soldiers.
8
But I won't be sitting here like a frozen Norwegian dog turd.
9
I must avoid it, I must avoid the turd, I say to myself.
10
Do you really want a turd in a box making decisions?
11
A turd, perhaps human, sat in the middle of the floor.
12
The only turd he'd turned up so far in this investigation was Alaska's.
13
Who knew what turd was going to be turned up in the process?
14
Tell me what did that rabbit turd asslick say about me?
15
Look, if you go, he'll appoint a turd in a box.
16
But I want you to listen to me, you motherfucking turd.
