A little nooky at the Elysee would not have raised an eyebrow here.

And why does animal nooky get so weird and dangerous?

I was intruding on a little bit of office nooky.

So how do we find a little nooky, Mike?

He thinks I'm here for nooky.

Or the post-barbecue nooky.

If the boxes didn't say Nooky on the front, you'd probably think they contained air-freshener refills.

But they do say Nooky on the front.

"Just a little nooky," Pete said, rubbing the skull between his palms.

"I was out." And too busy getting nooky to check my voice mail.

"What say we go find a little nooky, kid?" Mike Osho was speaking.

Nooky to you, kid.

"What kind of yank-off works the school yard for nooky?"

"Nooky, nooky," Pete said, waggling the skull back and forth.

Their new Nooky range picks up where the popular "Bullet" -a £1 vibrator the store introduced last year - left off.

"I'm not quite insane enough to let a fallen angel give me virtual nooky, just for kicks."