He says the Bard and modern rappers are all about interpreting the stories of their times.

"She yet walks this earth," said the bard, with a too significant bow.

"And if so," said the bard, "thou shalt sleep not alone.

"Would you mind saying that again, sir," said the bard, producing a notebook.

What says the bard?

"You hadn't fancy for it, my good fellow," said the bard, angry again.

"While you behold, you have and hold," says the bard.

"As you wish, mighty lord," said the bard.

"That is a wonder," said the bard.

"Off his back very likely," said the bard; "it's the back we see oftenest of the bonny gentleman."

"Honest living," said the bard, "would be the last thing I would expect Clan Campbell to brag of."

"God's peace," said the bard.

"Very well," said the bard, "and allow me, in conclusion, one rather delicate question: Do you ever take your little porringer?"