Mitigating factors: Had eaten an all-you-can-eat Chinesebuffet eight hours beforehand.
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Well, either that or it's the six-course Chinesebuffet I ate for lunch.
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Downtown Oakland steamed with eucalyptus and car exhaust and burning peanut oil from Chinesebuffets.
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Even the nut placements are oddly perfect; the crack eats offsets like a dirtbag at a dollar-a-scoop Chinesebuffet.
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That's right -the same principle as an all-you-can-eatChinesebuffet, only with days off work in unlimited supply rather than noodles and chicken wings.