It is growin' bigger, and afore we know it, will be bigger than a white elefant.

The forward-thinking hip-hop label Elefant Traks cast their eyes behind them for a change.

They must have impressed me because, along with The Rapture, Buck 65, Molotov, Kathleen Edwards and Elefant, they were my picks of the festival.

"Excuse me, Captin," said I, "when I get so I can sholder an elefant, I'le come around and accomodateyou."