It was too much of a liability, like having Hannah Marcus, who was infamously unathletic, on your intramural softball team.

The pitcher gruffly reminded me that there's no base stealing in intramural softball, and would I please go back to first?

Luckily, today is the next-to-last intramural softball game of the season, so I'll get to run around for a few hours and calm my nerves.