Maybe it was the short barrel on his dad's stupid gun.

These are silent and will not scare away your prey like a stupid gun.

Or accompany her with that stupid gun of his.

Just be careful with that stupid gun.

I remember every one of your stupid guns.

"To stop being so irrational and take the stupid gun."

"A Colt Python is not a stupid gun," Joe snarled.

The passives of that era were so fun to watch, with their big, stupid cars and big, stupid guns and big, stupid people.