When broken down by age group, the results tell an interesting story -and suggest the "zoomer" generation may be getting more conservative.

There are all sorts of settings and complications that await the noob Zoomer.

Rudimentary but engagingly zany, they attracted a substantial if hodgepodge fanbase from body-conscious zoomers to middle-aged mums.

'It's this way, ya zoomer,' Dazza says, tugging Rocks' sleeve as he fails to move from the spot.

You can't make this shit up folks, but hey… where would we be without a bit of Zoomer humour every now and then?