Meanings of as inoffensive in English

I am as inoffensive as a stained-glass saint in a chapel window.

Toddleworth was as inoffensive a creature as you'd meet in a day.

Her purse-pride was obvious, but as inoffensive as purse-pride can be.

Julia thought that he was not perhaps as inoffensive as he at first sight seemed.

They were now as inoffensive as they were incapable.

His eyes were as inoffensive as a mountain lake.

Olaf blinked and looked out the far window, face bland and as inoffensive as it got.

The great thing is that they excite the hatred of the bourgeois, although they are as inoffensive as sheep.

Chabane held up his hands, palms forward, and stepped back out of the way, presenting as inoffensive a profile as possible.

Marry him I must and will, and I am only trying to do it in a way as inoffensive to you as possible.

There was no harm in taking precautions, particularly if they were as inoffensive as standing in a certain position, and maintaining a certain distance.

I am sure that you of all people aren't suggesting that all new buildings should be as inoffensive as possible for fear of upsetting people?

He was reviewing a new book by Anthony Seldon that, along with May's obvious faults, condemns behaviour that might strike you as inoffensive, even exemplary.

As inoffensive, what offence in cards?