1
Just after the half-hour mark Everton are level, cue much joy and blue flares down the away end.
2
It is All-Ireland football final week so cue much colon-scouring examination about what being from Ireland, and specifically, Donegal and Kerry, supposedly means.
3
Cue much laughter from the Last Week Tonight studio audience.
4
Between mumbled lines and busy music cues much of the film's dialogue is indistinct.
5
Cue much bungling, capering and one footballing miracle.
6
Cue much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
7
Cue much soul-searching on the rise of euroscepticism in next weekend's papers as election-watchers await the final results.
8
Cue much rueful shaking of heads.
9
Cue much head-scratching .
10
Cue much gnashing and wailing from the Porsche Purist brigade, not least because the Boxster now no longer gnashes and wails.