I could spend the rest of my career perfecting the douche bag.

Use the small sized nozzle that comes with the douche bag.

First you tell this douche bag to quit dicking us around.

Well, the douche bag had to run out of breath sometime.

When are you going to let the douche bag go?

And that Brandon douche bag is gone, too, I'd imagine.

Once, in her bathroom, I'd seen a douche bag hanging from the shower rod.

The douche bag should not be held higher than two feet above the patient's head.

So where would this douche bag stash a freezer?

The guy was my ex-boss, a real douche bag.

An ordinary douche bag will do if a syringe of the above character cannot be obtained.

I think we should all be able to agree that cheating is a real douche bag move.

Fill half full an ordinary two-quart douche bag with water that is warm, but not too hot.

I thought of the douche bag.

Don't listen to this douche bag.

One of the few ex-boyfriends I had who was not a total douche bag told me this story.