Here, if you're a human with peripheral vision, fat chance of that.

There was a fat chance he'd go off and leave a gravy-train like this.

A fat chance of my revealing things like that!

And fat chance there was of that that now.

They studied your request and the words ' fat chance' and 'fathead' got mentioned a few times.

And he doesn't tell me anything except that we stand a fat chance of losing everything.

Except there's a fat chance of doing that.

The send-off said it all: fat chance.

A fat chance I have too!

On Sunday, their top-earner and almost invisible striker Roy Makaay missed a fat chance against AZ in the first half.

Just my luck to miss a nice fat chance like that-thebeggar was never caught, he seemed to vanish into thin air.

To paraphrase the old joke, there are probably two chances of a second EU referendum right now - slim chance and fat chance.

What a fat chance for that sweet maiden of fifty years who grabbed me off at the station, the day I left for camp.

I would sooner endure a January kale cleanse ( fat chance) than celebrate the sport of competitive gorging that has made headlines this week.

I'd like to see banned players actually banned: Fat chance of that.

Fat chance, but I didn't have anything better to do with myself.