I've already fucked a midget once, you gotta up the ante.

Whatever, they've never fucked a midget, they don't matter.

I'd already fucked a midget at a midget convention, then went ass to mouth on a Mexi-midget.

Fucking a midget is awesome.

Eventually, Soylent-whothinks he's better than me because he isn't obsessed with fucking a midget-hadto take over and get us in with them.

" Fuck a spy" is on my Sexual To-Do List, directly after " Fuck a midget." I've hit the jackpot!