Now, with The Mistress of Lilliput, Alison Fell takes on the great panjandrum of satire himself, and comes up smelling of strawberries.

He had somehow got hold of the regalia of the order and drawlingly announced himself as the great panjandrum who had come to take part.

Then the Great Panjandrum seized an axe and struck at the foot of the tree.

And that's why the children thought the next story should be about the Great Panjandrum.

But the Great Panjandrum discovered my hiding place.

He had the ear, apparently, of the Great Panjandrum himself, who could fix almost everything when he had a mind to.

What people in this country want isn't art at all, but what some Great Panjandrum or other abroad has labeled art.

"Yes," said Sunbeam, peeping in, "about the Great Panjandrum himself."

On their way downstairs Topsy, without meaning to, brushed against Pan-properly named Great Panjandrum because of his superior manner-whopromptly spat at her.

"The Great Tree had fallen upon the Great Panjandrum and his fifteen conspirators and killed them all."

"Why, by getting the Great Panjandrum Himself to set the thing a-going the other way," he squeaked.

The Great Panjandrum, in a state of flustration, hurried past us, and we, not knowing what else to do, stood looking at each other.

"Senior Senator Giles Jobsworth, head of Fiction and emissary to the Great Panjandrum, the written Thursday Next."

A District Court judge has accused RTÉ's Joe Duffy "and all the great panjandrums of the media" of attacking the courts for not sentencing people.