You 've probably heard about duck penises-thatthey're shaped like corkscrews, and that females have vaginas that corkscrew in the opposite direction.

As Dr Elizabeth Riley herself states: "Some boys have vaginas and some girls have penises." Get over it, just let it happen.

I was censored because Mr. Stein could not bring himself to believe that the women who read his magazine had vaginas.

'They all have vaginas.'