Now we are expected to roll mantyhose, brosiery and guylons over our hairy legs and knobbly knees.

Probably he didn't even realize his wife has much too knobbly knees to be able to wear short dresses.

But his company is the world's largest producer of pantomime, a tradition as eccentrically British as a knobbly knees contest.

Moving to the next pen, he hunted between the knobbly knees of the giraffes, but there wasn't a hint of a beak.

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