Mohamed Salah clinched victory 100 seconds later with an excellent right-footed finish from a ludicrously tight angle.

The ludicrously tight jacket was Tom Flanagan's.

When centre-back Piqué ended a move he had begun from an almost ludicrously tight angle to get Barça's sixth, it was appropriate.

Ireland ran half the length of the pitch on the left and then clipped back the best cross that those ludicrously tight Y-fronts would allow.

"It was rather tight." In fact, ludicrously tight for a riding habit, but Ci always chose style over practicality.