That's a bunch of malarky, and we all know that.

Predictably, Twitter went into meltdown over the mince malarky.

But along with her two teenagers, she has found she actually now likes this cooking malarky, and has discovered some unusual dishes.

While you and I might feel like all this financial trading art malarky is too complicated to understand, James Gubb sees it as art.

Incidentally, if you are into this music malarky, go to On the Record and tell Uncle Jim what your highlights are in that area.

Simple J Malarky held our attention the moment we pulled into the parking lot.