Keith's dick was so small, it registered only as a mild irritant.

For a long time, I didn't mind at all, but around the age of 30, it started to become a mild irritant.

Unless the Tories absorb this lesson, they are in for a shock that will make the last election seem like a mild irritant.

It sprays vaporized grape skin extract, a mild irritant, and emits sounds of natural predators near the tower to keep birds away, he said.

The commentators are merely a mild irritant, like a bad end-of-the-pier act at Blackpool during childhood holidays: we'd be a little lost without them.