Lieutenant de Courcy, in his official itinerary, relates the following anecdote:

Michelle Obama's lunch with Bono in Finnegan's pub in Dalkey wasn't listed on the official itinerary but it was the worst-kept secret in town.

But then the more ominous rumblings start, this time about the official itinerary for the couple known by the commoner-but-still-posh handle of "the Cambridges".

"Ambassador Patton's office has telebounded your official itinerary to me."