Take the pigswill before your eyes as exhibit A.

Soon every cinemagoer will have the right to demand recompense when they've been subjected to 120 minutes of pigswill.

The Department of Agriculture has today confirmed a ban on pigswill with immediate effect, as part of its efforts to combat foot-and-mouth.

Ministers have also proposed a ban on pigswill and a 20-day "standstill period" on the movement of sheep, goats and cattle.

The whey protein leftovers used to end up as pigswill on farms across the State until some bright spark reconstituted them as performance nutrition.