So was it, said the lecturer, with meteorites when they neared the earth.

Principal Ndlovu has says the lecturers have been suspended with full pay pending investigation.

'But we are stick-in-the-muds,' said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.

'Oh, yes' said the lecturer, 'give us the facts only.'

'They generally come through all right,' said the lecturer.

"I'm here to help you educate yourselves," said the lecturer.

"And now," said the lecturer slowly, "consider this in relation to the point at issue.

"What," said the lecturer, "do these examples show you?"

"Wait a minute," said the lecturer.

"Presently," said the lecturer reassuringly.

"Wrong," said the lecturer.

'You will at once perceive,' said the lecturer, 'that the skull before us belonged to one of the lower order of animals.