Fix a wonky table Remove that bit of folded cardboard wedged under one leg.

A further squint suggests that it is not a chair at all but a wonky table.

A wonky table, a slanty bench, shelf of pots, bank of bricks, gridiron, wine jars (filthy), rubbish basket (overflowing)...

I've endured saggy sofas with troubling damp patches, wonky tables and white plastic wardrobes.