1If the man accepts the call, Hymie knows he has a prospect.
2I hear a lot about the Americana.' Hymie says, 'The Americana?
3He hoped the peddler would be home but only his son Hymie was.
4There was nothing to do but to go and see Uncle Hymie again.
5Then Uncle Hymie coughed a little nervously and replied: We're not quite sure yet.
6Sometimes the horse wins, and the man always remits Hymie's share of the profit.
7Hymie tells the operator, that he is the Mr. Miller whom Dr. Blank or the Rv.
8I shouldn't have trusted Hymie or anyone.
9Shall we call him Hymie Neutics?'
10Hymie ate, and read the comics.
11Hymie reads out-of-town telephone books for the names of doctors and ministers, fifty or one hundred miles from N. Y.
12I said, 'What place would you recommend?' Hymie says, 'Well, I would recommend...' and he recommended something other than the Americana.
13At this point they're so aggravated at Hymie over at Magic Carpet Travel that they don't know I'm in the room.
14' "It will stop you snoring- Ihope, "answeredUncle Hymie.
15But back to Uncle Hymie.)
16'Uncle Hymie and Irma exchanged triumphant glances.