HRH: We paradrop a team onto the roof of every major newspaper.

Ditch the HRH, hand back the diamonds and decamp to, say, Malibu.

HRH asked them both, lowering his voice and leaning toward them conspiratorially.

An equerry, a secretary, anyone who is privy to HRH's personal schedule.

His wardrobe included garments embroidered with the letters HRH and a crown.