Hanging about in a dark corner so you can wank off while you think about little boys?

Presuming he's also seen Series 1 this means he's watched a woman wanking off to one of his speeches.

"Have you ever wanked off a grown-up?" asked MacBride.

'Getting a wank off Katherine Gelaghtly maybe isn't something you'd want to boast about,' Julie suggests with a cackle.

But I want more from someone who spends their life creating comedy than barroom-level stories about wanking off dad and shitting in someone's guitar.

"So you wanked off into a jar and kept the spunk warm?" he asked, and Lionel shoved him.

"This is a guess," Jack said, "but perhaps because it's a fucking demon and they wank off to human suffering?"