And everybody knows people who worry about the BavarianIlluminati are crackpots.
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Because the BavarianIlluminati aren't Bavarians, you understand.
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It's some kind of poker-faced joke and is affiliated with the BavarianIlluminati, another bizarre bunch at the Berkeley campus of the University of California.
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"Oh, I see here that it's the BavarianIlluminati, not the Prussian Illuminati, pardon my mistake." He flipped a few more pages.