But I won't be sitting here like a frozen Norwegian dog turd.

I spot a dog turd at 12 o'clock, about a hop's distance away.

Why did she get sent a dog turd in the mail?

I felt like a dry dog turd in a dirt yard.

Sometimes I think you're a weakling who will never amount to a dog turd.

Vinnie was a worm, a sexual lunatic, a dog turd.

Darcy thought it looked like a dog turd.

The tone implying that only a dog turd would cause Uncle Mo a moment of grief.

Excuse me, you little dog turd.

I will never, ever go on vacation again with a girl with the IQ of a dog turd.

At state fair time, they're thicker'n flies on a fresh dog turd, and they'd be here in a jiff.

He sidestepped a dog turd.

I held up the dog turd and flicked the lighter, the flame dancing an inch away from the explosive excrement.

Angleton stepped around the remains of the door zombie with the delicate gait of a man in expensive shoes avoiding a dog turd.

To Richardson, they looked like they might have even been dog turds.

I guessed it was better than the dog turds.