However, those sweets have plenty of dodgy E numbers, environmental and economic.

The rest, well, make up a really long list of funny-sounding words and E numbers.

E290 E numbers are bad, we all know that.

Asda is clearing some 9,000 products of all E numbers, aspartame and hydrogenated vegetable oil.

It's simple, it's nostalgic, and the combo of processed carbs, butter, and E numbers is a match made in minimal-effort heaven.